I find myself running out of things to say here. It’s a sad thought when I think about the aspirations I have for my blog in years to come.
I picture myself aged 94, typing away as I am right now, though I’ll be using an iPhone 2456. Having written over 17,500 blog posts (fairly rough estimate based purely on current habits), I will have become well versed in the ways of writing whilst on the toilet and will have received international acclaim for my online literature.
Oh, to dream…
I was sad to learn yesterday that Eduard Khil, the man who brought joy to many a YouTube surfer, passed away following a stroke. Though I never knew him personally, I’m sure Ed was an all-round good guy who put his friends and family before everything else (this could certainly be inferred from his cheerful persona displayed in the video that made him famous). I have him to thank for many a laugh and hope he’s pulling that cheeky grin wherever he is now. What a guy.
Goodbye, Mr. Trololo.
I enjoy making my blog more visually friendly so here’s a photo of me dressed as a zombie from ‘Plants vs. Zombies’:
A few people I approached on the night of wearing this costume thought I was Salad Fingers and I can definitely see some resemblance in the mask (a mask I’m pretty bloody proud of – though kudos must go to my girlfriend for her papier-mâché skills).
Speaking of Salad Fingers, I’ve got a bone to pick with his creator, David Firth. Firth runs a website called fat-pie.com (never miss the hyphen or you’re asking for trouble), where he uploads cartoons including Salad Fingers and ones of a similar genre. The problem I have with the website is that it’ll sometimes be more than a year between two cartoons being uploaded. If you want to hold onto an audience, update a little bit more frequently, even if the cartoon’s not that long!